Ok this is pretty off topic but,

I was talking to an old friend of mine from college (He's a Cuse fan) about how awesome the Big East is doing and how funny it was that Miami and FSU suck now.

Then my friend mentioned that Donna Shalala was at our graduation and she was recieving an honorary degree. I was like wtf, I don't remember this (probably cause I slept through my whole graduation), so I looked it up and she really was there. Then I realised she must of been that fat lady I shook hands with when i got my diploma.

Man if I knew she was there I would have broken off a Big East chant when they gave her, her honorary degree. We were in Big East country so there probably would have been a few peole chanting with me.

Or at the very least gave her the finger instead of shaking her slimey hands.

I'm all about the good of the conference but in that situation just simply not shaking her hand would have been enough. No sense making yourself look bad in the name of defaming that vile woman.