EagleRockCafe
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$39 Million Worth of NIH Funding That Could Have Gone to the Ebola Vaccine…
Quote:the agency has spent $2,873,440 trying to figure out why lesbians are obese, and $466,642 on why fat girls have a tough time getting dates. Another $2,075,611 was spent encouraging old people to join choirs.
And Dems are mouthing off that lack of funding has helped cause ebola situation. Well, good we know why carpet munchers are fat and why men don't want a date with a fatty.
Quote:The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has spent more than $39 million on obese lesbians, origami condoms, texting drunks, and dozens of other projects that could have been scrapped in favor of developing an Ebola vaccine. “Frankly, if we had not gone through our 10-year slide in research support, we probably would have had a vaccine in time for this that would’ve gone through clinical trials and would have been ready,” said NIH Director Francis Collins, blaming budget cuts for his agency’s failure to develop a vaccine for the deadly virus. However, the Washington Free Beacon has uncovered $39,643,352 worth of NIH studies within the past several years that have gone to questionable research. For instance, the agency has spent $2,873,440 trying to figure out why lesbians are obese, and $466,642 on why fat girls have a tough time getting dates. Another $2,075,611 was spent encouraging old people to join choirs.
http://freebeacon.com/issues/39643352-wo...a-vaccine/
(This post was last modified: 10-16-2014 09:54 PM by EagleRockCafe.)
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RE: $39 Million Worth of NIH Funding That Could Have Gone to the Ebola Vaccine…
Well, if we were worried about a pandemic of obese lesbians, we'd probably consider that money well spent.
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RE: $39 Million Worth of NIH Funding That Could Have Gone to the Ebola Vaccine…
Where did all that stimulus money go?
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RE: $39 Million Worth of NIH Funding That Could Have Gone to the Ebola Vaccine…
(10-16-2014 09:43 PM)smn1256 Wrote: Where did all that stimulus money go?
The oragami condoms of course.......see what I did there....
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