I don't know but I've heard the best wives are monogamous nymphos. But they're hard to find, that is, the monogamous ones.

(11-06-2014 03:04 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 02:52 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 02:50 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 01:58 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 01:41 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  Quite attractive LSU.

Thanks. The one on the bottom is the girl I was telling you about that one time that was the height of a Pygmy, she's 4'11...

She looks quite a bit smaller than that!

Bless her little heart.

Ummm...you do realize that I can't see the two pictures don't you? It just says something about them being moved or deleted.

Well crap, you should have told me lol... I can see them fine. I put them in my photobucket and then deleted them.

Hold on.

(11-06-2014 03:11 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  I don't know but I've heard the best wives are monogamous nymphos. But they're hard to find, that is, the monogamous ones.

Isn't that the dictionary definition of a oxymoron?

(11-06-2014 03:31 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 03:11 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  I don't know but I've heard the best wives are monogamous nymphos. But they're hard to find, that is, the monogamous ones.

Isn't that the dictionary definition of a oxymoron?

See if this works... I graduated with this girl, she lives about 5 houses down. She's a little too wild for me but fun to party with in the confines of my home. She's my age, 35.




This is my ex nympho. The 4'11 Italian... She's 34.

(11-06-2014 03:31 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 03:11 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  I don't know but I've heard the best wives are monogamous nymphos. But they're hard to find, that is, the monogamous ones.

Isn't that the dictionary definition of a oxymoron?

We can dream right?

(11-06-2014 03:36 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 03:31 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 03:11 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  I don't know but I've heard the best wives are monogamous nymphos. But they're hard to find, that is, the monogamous ones.

Isn't that the dictionary definition of a oxymoron?

See if this works... I graduated with this girl, she lives about 5 houses down. She's a little too wild for me but fun to party with in the confines of my home. She's my age, 35.




This is my ex nympho. The 4'11 Italian... She's 34.

First one's cute...the second one doesn't do much for me.

One thing is for sure, MHP would not find herself on the Babe of the Day thread.

(11-06-2014 04:54 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 03:36 PM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 03:31 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  [quote='olliebaba' pid='11340172' dateline='1415304664']
I don't know but I've heard the best wives are monogamous nymphos. But they're hard to find, that is, the monogamous ones.

Isn't that the dictionary definition of a oxymoron?

See if this works... I graduated with this girl, she lives about 5 houses down. She's a little too wild for me but fun to party with in the confines of my home. She's my age, 35.




This is my ex nympho. The 4'11 Italian... She's 34.



First one's cute...the second one doesn't do much for me.

First one is a little too gothic for me. She's a Cosmetologist and always does crazy stuff with her hair and face. If I ever break up with the girl I'm dating now, I'll marry the second one if she's single. A little pact we made 16 years ago.

(11-06-2014 10:30 AM)Redwingtom Wrote:  What would make this thread really funny is to see you all post pictures of your wives...or a few of the women you've nailed in your life. That would be a ******* collection let me tell you!

Tom, eat your heart out.

First Love - Hot Italian



First Wife - Psycho Puerto Rican

(11-06-2014 10:25 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 10:30 AM)Redwingtom Wrote:  What would make this thread really funny is to see you all post pictures of your wives...or a few of the women you've nailed in your life. That would be a ******* collection let me tell you!

Tom, eat your heart out.

First Love - Hot Italian



First Wife - Psycho Puerto Rican

You get two thumbs up from me

Look at those Sprite cans... What was that, around '84 or '85?

(11-07-2014 09:42 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Look at those Sprite cans... What was that, around '84 or '85?

'78 or '79. We broke up around that time. See any lava lamps?

(11-07-2014 09:50 AM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(11-07-2014 09:42 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Look at those Sprite cans... What was that, around '84 or '85?

'78 or '79. We broke up around that time. See any lava lamps?

Lol... No but I do see an old medieval style mead jug on the shelf on the back wall...



Funny though, my first love was an Italian gal too (second pic I posted), then I married a psycho Mexican after her.

I think it was Pinkard and Bowden (stand up comic duo) who sang--

I want a rich dumb young nymphomaniac
who'll drive me around in her Cadillac
when she's not on her knees
she'll be flat on her back
I want a rich dumb young nymphomaniac


and something about making her 3 ft tall with a flat spot on the top of her head to rest your beer

(11-06-2014 04:54 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  This is my ex nympho. The 4'11 Italian... She's 34.

First one's cute...the second one doesn't do much for me.
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This girl is smoking hot!

(11-07-2014 10:01 AM)MemphisTiger15 Wrote:  

(11-06-2014 04:54 PM)Redwingtom Wrote:  This is my ex nympho. The 4'11 Italian... She's 34.

First one's cute...the second one doesn't do much for me.

This girl is smoking hot!
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Yeah I'd have married this one but she was way too jealous. We broke up in 2000 and I found out later that after we broke up and she knew I was done with her for good, she realized that her jealousy cost her the thing she loved most, and she did a complete 180 with that part, especially when she found out that I'd been faithful to her throughout our entire relationship. In 1998, we made a deal that once we hit out 30's if we were both single then we'd get married. I'm 99% sure that if I didn't have a GF right now, I could ask her to marry me and she'd say ok.

I just wish she could have been like she is now, back then.

(11-07-2014 09:50 AM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(11-07-2014 09:42 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Look at those Sprite cans... What was that, around '84 or '85?

'78 or '79. We broke up around that time. See any lava lamps?

Sprite and Kahlua? Sounds a bit odd, might be worth a go, though. haha

(11-07-2014 03:07 PM)JMUDunk Wrote:  

(11-07-2014 09:50 AM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(11-07-2014 09:42 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Look at those Sprite cans... What was that, around '84 or '85?

'78 or '79. We broke up around that time. See any lava lamps?

Sprite and Kahlua? Sounds a bit odd, might be worth a go, though. haha

I doubt the Sprite and Kahlua were being mixed, especially since the babe and I didn't drink either. Don't know whey they're both on the table, it was a long time ago.

(11-07-2014 03:15 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(11-07-2014 03:07 PM)JMUDunk Wrote:  

(11-07-2014 09:50 AM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(11-07-2014 09:42 AM)LSU04_08 Wrote:  Look at those Sprite cans... What was that, around '84 or '85?

'78 or '79. We broke up around that time. See any lava lamps?

Sprite and Kahlua? Sounds a bit odd, might be worth a go, though. haha

I doubt the Sprite and Kahlua were being mixed, especially since the babe and I didn't drink either. Don't know whey they're both on the table, it was a long time ago.

Yea, was kidding anyway, that would be pretty disgusting I'd bet.