(01-20-2015 09:41 AM)JMUDukeDawg Wrote: (01-16-2015 10:40 AM)HotHamandCheese84 Wrote: It is being rolled out to the BOV today. Don't know when it will be public.
HHC, any idea what this will say?
Also, does anybody else have any idea of when this will be made public?
I can hear this conversation the BOV meeting in Harrisonburg...
King: "Bourne, why did you tell JMU alum we have an athletics vision?"
Bourne: "People are talking, they think I am a moron"
King: "Does the Boy a.k.a. Alger know about this?
Bourne: "I don't know, where is he?"
King: "He on the quad being threatened"
Bourne: "By whom?
King: "The granola crunching faculty communists"
The collective BOV: "chewing and some snoring"
Alger enters The Festival out of breath...
Alger: "Have I missed anything?"
JMU alum in unison from afar: "yea, the boat"
King: "just post pictures of all my buildings!!!"
Bourne: "We are screwed, what am I going to say to these people?"
Alger: "Do we have any more surveys, that buys a year, right?"
Bourne: "How about monitoring the situation, yea that's the ticket!"
King: "How can we kill Purplehazed and that dang internet board?"
The phone rings......Bourne runs to the phone...
Bourne: "Hello, is this CUSA?"
Caller: "no its, Jerry Falwell Jr., just calling to let you know Liberty just took the last spot in the SunBelt.
Bourne: "will Liberty still play in BFS"
Caller: "Hangs up"
Alger/Bourne/King/BOV in unison: "maybe we should not have hit snooze for 4 years, what is on the menu, is this included in the minutes?