Current Passengers:
Andy "You Cool Man?" Caffery - Hates genetically modified organisms, smoked a joint during a campaign speech in 2012, says his 2016 campaign will give out "Caffery for President" rolling papers, wants to close all nuclear power plants.
Caffery
Willie "Eighth Time's The Charm" Carter - Actually sounds like a decent human and a good man. Never heard of him, nor does he stand a chance on the Democratic national stage.
Carter
Doug "I'm A Registered Democrat" Shreffler - Although a registered democrat, Shreffler has stated, "My allegiance rests in the American people, and not any political party or ideal." Opps, should have run as a Republican or Independent.
Shreffler
Michael "I'm A Democrat?" Steinberg - Washington doesn't hear the elderly, disabled, or vetrans. His economic policies emphasize incentives for job growth which he believes will reduce the government’s expenditures on social welfare programs. DOA with Democrats on reducing spending and waste, cutting social welfare expenditures.
Steinberg
Robby "I'm A Constitutional Conservative Democrat" Wells - Announced his campaign in November of 2012. I'm pretty sure he's not a Democrat.
Wells
Hilliary "What Difference Does It Make" Clinton - The most vile on this current list, yet virtually assured of the nomination.
Bernie "I Couldn't Win An Election As A Socialist So I'll Call Myself An Independent But Now I'm A Democrat" Sanders - I guess he got tired or representing Vermont.
Sanders
Morrison "New World Order" Bonpasse - Wants 0 population growth worldwide, single global currency, prison time for only violent criminals..
Bonpasse
Coming along for the ride?:
Martin "I Wrecked Maryland" O'Malley - Maryland’s remarkable drop in crime statistics, number one national ranking of public schools, $1b cash reserves, 8th fastest post-recession national recovery rate, and number one rank for Innovation and Entrepreneurship, are things that any potential candidate would love to have on their resume.
OMalley
*Never been on the website I grabbed this list and some of the info from. All you lefties don't get your panties in too big of a wad, this is mainly a jab at LazyTom's "Clown car" thread.