"May God have mercy on my enemies because I will not."
"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other poor bastard die for his."
-Gen. Patton

"White people love Wayne Brady, cuz he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X." - Negrodamus

He helds it wis hes deek!

"I love those red heads" ..... "...do you realize when he graduated, we were like, 3 years old?"

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"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fockin' muscle."

Cleveland Browns RB Leroy Hoard:

“Coach, if you need one yard, I’ll get you three yards. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three yards.”

NC State Basketall player Charles Shackleford:

"Left hand, Right hand, It doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."

I don't know who to attribute this to, but I vividly remember a report on CNN in the early 90's where the anchor said "50 percent of Americans live in below-average conditions". Amuses me to this day.

To never let us forget the 0-12 debacle of 2012, we have our former coach and way to old to have a mike in his hand PW Underwood. "When i was here we played 14 SEC teams, 16 of em were on the road"

When life gives you lemons...

"The past is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why they call it the present." - Mike Ditka

Guys, lets not forget the single greatest quote in movie history...

"Maw wants you NOW Alvin".

Sgt. York's little brother in the movie titled, appropriately, Sgt. York.

You didn't say squat about providing pertinent context.

"In an insane world, the sane often appear insane"

Mr. Spock

Every black american is bilingual...we speak street vernacular and job interview - Dave Chapell

...and I am white born in the midwest before anyone plays the Missippy card

If I hear yammo be there one more time, I am gonna yammo burn this place to the ground - 40 yr old virgin

Norm Sloan had a good one when he left NC State but I can never find it... something about wanting to win a rigged beauty pageant, I think.