(10-09-2015 01:08 PM)zharkins Wrote: Yes. I'll be hitting the road soon on my way down there, so I give up as well. Hopefully it is a good game and we both come out of the game injury free. I think we all know that UTSA is a sleeping giant in the San Antonio area, and we are grateful that you guys were out there to be part of the CUSA West and keep Lafayette playing in their FBS Junior Varsity League. Best of luck in the game...it was fun.
(10-08-2015 11:49 PM)papa_dawg Wrote: All this attendance smack is simply deflection from the real truth of this here hate week.
So how many conference championships do you guys have?
NFL Draft picks?
National Player Awards?
NCAA Records?
NFL Hall of Famers? Oooh, what about college HoF?
'Cause we have all of that in spades, son.
Comparing those stats between a football program that has been around over 100 years to one that is not even halfway through it's fifth season is stupid.
The real test is...how many of your fans married their first cousins? I'm guessing around 30% or higher. Based on your logic, I'm thinking your parents might be among those 30%.
(10-07-2015 04:09 PM)correcamino Wrote: Allright allright, I'm a man of the people so due to popular demand I am releasing #3 early...
#3 Steve Nash
You didn't need that tooth did you, Steve? Almost 97 percent of all Canadian citizens play hockey, and as a result the entire country, or continent, or whatever, is full of toothless, pockmarked freaks who have taken one too many hockey pucks to the face. Steve Nash managed to avoid all that by playing basketball. But on December 4, 2003, Steve's "good looks" (relative to other Canucks) were forever compromised. During the Lakers' 114-103 win over the Mavericks at Dallas, Nash made the mistake of trying to steal a rebound away from Malone. As everyone knows, Karl Malone likes elbowing PGs, and he delivered the appropriate punishment with his Elbow of Justice. The result for Nash was a bloody face and a broken tooth.
This isn't exactly fair, if we post clips of your most famous alumn hitting other guys we would be banned.
*drumroll*
#1 Isiah Thomas
Isiah Thomas was pissed about getting left off the the original Dream Team. Even though it was rumored that Michael Jordan ordered Thomas' omission, Isiah decided to take his frustration out on the guy who "stole" his spot: John Stockton. The next time the Pistons played the Jazz, Isiah isolated against Stockton at every opportunity, torching Mr. Short-Shorts for 40 points. The next time the two teams met, Malone went for a rebound right through Isiah's face. The blow opened up a 40-stitch gash above Thomas' left eye, and Isiah had to be carried off the court in a bucket. Thomas struggled with nausea, headaches, and blurred vision for two weeks.
(10-07-2015 04:09 PM)correcamino Wrote: Allright allright, I'm a man of the people so due to popular demand I am releasing #3 early...
#3 Steve Nash
You didn't need that tooth did you, Steve? Almost 97 percent of all Canadian citizens play hockey, and as a result the entire country, or continent, or whatever, is full of toothless, pockmarked freaks who have taken one too many hockey pucks to the face. Steve Nash managed to avoid all that by playing basketball. But on December 4, 2003, Steve's "good looks" (relative to other Canucks) were forever compromised. During the Lakers' 114-103 win over the Mavericks at Dallas, Nash made the mistake of trying to steal a rebound away from Malone. As everyone knows, Karl Malone likes elbowing PGs, and he delivered the appropriate punishment with his Elbow of Justice. The result for Nash was a bloody face and a broken tooth.
This isn't exactly fair, if we post clips of your most famous alumn hitting other guys we would be banned.
*drumroll*
#1 Isiah Thomas
Isiah Thomas was pissed about getting left off the the original Dream Team. Even though it was rumored that Michael Jordan ordered Thomas' omission, Isiah decided to take his frustration out on the guy who "stole" his spot: John Stockton. The next time the Pistons played the Jazz, Isiah isolated against Stockton at every opportunity, torching Mr. Short-Shorts for 40 points. The next time the two teams met, Malone went for a rebound right through Isiah's face. The blow opened up a 40-stitch gash above Thomas' left eye, and Isiah had to be carried off the court in a bucket. Thomas struggled with nausea, headaches, and blurred vision for two weeks.
Just looks like a basketball hall of famer trying to block a shot to me.
(This post was last modified: 10-09-2015 02:38 PM by Saint Greg.)
(10-09-2015 11:54 AM)louisiana_dog Wrote: San Antonio has a history of not defending things very well.
*dead*
I was going to stop... but, so its your mascot, Tech XX.
Yep, and Tech I-XIX... Bulldogs have a life span of 7-10 years and usually only about 5 as a capable mascot... so for UTSA you'd still be on number one for Football
At least our mascots aren't normally found like this
(This post was last modified: 10-09-2015 02:42 PM by Germdawg.)
(10-09-2015 02:27 PM)correcamino Wrote: So in summary...
Punch U
Dirtiest Player in NBA History Not even close to the dirtiest player, were you old enough to watch basketball in the 80's and 90's?
NFL Guy Cut for Punching Teammate The locker room had his back minus the guy who cried for his last qb.
Punch Thrower on Current Team Got us there, although that was an anomaly for him, your team is well regarded for late hits and eye gouging.
I take full credit for getting this started. Going to be a bloody game tomorrow. Punch U is going to beat the **** out of the UT Sorry Asses and I will smile the entire game.
(10-09-2015 03:38 PM)NanoDawg Wrote: this is the first 50 pages thread of just straight up smack talking back and forth.
The last couple of years it was the UTSA vs UTEP game that fueled the most smack talk. Looks like UTSA vs LaTech may be the new heated rivalry of C-USA.
(10-09-2015 03:38 PM)NanoDawg Wrote: this is the first 50 pages thread of just straight up smack talking back and forth.
The last couple of years it was the UTSA vs UTEP game that fueled the most smack talk. Looks like UTSA vs LaTech may be the new heated rivalry of C-USA.
Most UTEP fans have trouble with English; so it is easier to mess with UKFC.
(10-09-2015 04:40 PM)Cscollis Wrote: I take full credit for getting this started. Going to be a bloody game tomorrow. Punch U is going to beat the **** out of the UT Sorry Asses and I will smile the entire game.
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