Let's play would you rather...

Would you rather bang Lena Dunham or Rachel Madow...

Celibacy.

No thanks, I'm married.

Great thread! I'll go with Dunham. Maddow from behind looks like someone a gay scout leader might enjoy.

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Not playing!

Dunham.


As long as it's doggy style and her face is buried in a pillow.

Personally.... I've been out the game for several years... But I'd break open a bottle and a bag of ice. Get sauced... And I'd talk them both into a three way... I'd let the girls get warmed up and slip out. They wouldn't need me. I'm drunk, married and in my 30s.

(03-08-2017 09:53 PM)gdunn Wrote:  Personally.... I've been out the game for several years... But I'd break open a bottle and a bag of ice. Get sauced... And I'd talk them both into a three way... I'd let the girls get warmed up and slip out. They wouldn't need me. I'm drunk, married and in my 30s.

Drunk, married, and in your 30s. You can have your pick of women in their 40s.

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(03-08-2017 09:57 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  

(03-08-2017 09:53 PM)gdunn Wrote:  Personally.... I've been out the game for several years... But I'd break open a bottle and a bag of ice. Get sauced... And I'd talk them both into a three way... I'd let the girls get warmed up and slip out. They wouldn't need me. I'm drunk, married and in my 30s.

Drunk, married, and in your 30s. You can have your pick of women in their 40s.

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(03-08-2017 10:01 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(03-08-2017 09:57 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  

(03-08-2017 09:53 PM)gdunn Wrote:  Personally.... I've been out the game for several years... But I'd break open a bottle and a bag of ice. Get sauced... And I'd talk them both into a three way... I'd let the girls get warmed up and slip out. They wouldn't need me. I'm drunk, married and in my 30s.

Drunk, married, and in your 30s. You can have your pick of women in their 40s.

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Life lessons from EverRespect

Cheers

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I think I'll opt out and become a eunuch.

Sick man, just sick.

(03-08-2017 09:37 PM)EverRespect Wrote:  Great thread! I'll go with Dunham. Maddow from behind looks like someone a gay scout leader might enjoy.

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I'm so happy to be married....

I'd not touch either one of them but if you put aside the hair cut and glasses, then Maddow is not unattractive. Dunham in unfortunate in nearly every way.

I'm truly disappointed. I thought the libs would be here frothing at the mouth.

(03-08-2017 09:19 PM)gdunn Wrote:  Let's play would you rather...

Would you rather bang Lena Dunham or Rachel Madow...

This would be the ONLY way to get me to participate in "day without a woman"

I think I'll move to Mars


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I've often thought that if Maddow tried to feminize herself, she might be reasonably attractive (although that voice is enough to drive someone to suicide). She also looks like she might have an attractive figure.

Dunham isn't at all pretty and has a ugly shape.

(03-08-2017 09:21 PM)Owl 69/70/75 Wrote:  Celibacy.

Winner.

(03-09-2017 08:36 AM)LeFlâneur Wrote:  I've often thought that if Maddow tried to feminize herself, she might be reasonably attractive (although that voice is enough to drive someone to suicide). She also looks like she might have an attractive figure.

Dunham isn't at all pretty and has a ugly shape.

That's sexist!