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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me...
09-08-2017 08:20 PM
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So, I used to be addicted to soap...

...but I'm clean now.
09-08-2017 08:21 PM
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
09-08-2017 08:28 PM
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lol

The Jerk Store called and said they are all out of you.

http://csnbbs.com/thread-825135-post-145...id14565683
09-09-2017 12:10 PM
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
09-09-2017 08:45 PM
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
09-09-2017 08:48 PM
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
09-09-2017 08:48 PM
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Whats black and white and read all over?






























A NEWSPAPER
09-13-2017 12:36 PM
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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?










Because all the fans left03-lmfao
09-13-2017 01:56 PM
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Have a nice trip?

See you next fall.
09-13-2017 09:01 PM
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What do you call a Cow with no legs?

Ground beef03-lmfaoRimshot
09-14-2017 08:42 AM
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

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Eww that's gross.
09-15-2017 09:15 PM
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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

Rimshot
09-22-2017 07:46 AM
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You know what they say about men with big hands and big feet?

The wear big gloves and big shoes.
09-23-2017 09:55 PM
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.
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(09-23-2017 09:55 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

04-clap2
09-25-2017 12:08 PM
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What's black & white and red all over? A Zebra in a blender.

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.

What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish.

Where do animals go when their tails fall off? The retail store.
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Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?
















Because they're really good at it!
09-27-2017 01:00 AM
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What do you call a fake noodle?





An Impasta.
09-27-2017 07:42 AM
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There was the guy who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!!!!
09-27-2017 11:11 PM
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