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Man kills and eats his wife after being stuck in elevator
04-jawdrop

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/stuck-7...o-survive/

What in the hell? I've gone 3 days without eating hiking. Dude killed and ate his wife after 2 days?
09-18-2018 06:22 PM
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(09-18-2018 06:22 PM)bobdizole Wrote:  04-jawdrop

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/stuck-7...o-survive/

What in the hell? I've gone 3 days without eating hiking. Dude killed and ate his wife after 2 days?

Looks like he's wearing his wife's hair

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09-18-2018 06:28 PM
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how do either not have their cell phone on their person...

regardless, he's toast....
09-18-2018 06:30 PM
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Y'all know World News Daily Report is satire, right?

Quote:WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

Regardless, that's a hell of a mugshot.
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(09-18-2018 06:44 PM)Brookes Owl Wrote:  Y'all know World News Daily Report is satire, right?

Quote:WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.

Regardless, that's a hell of a mugshot.

Damn, they got me.

And I've always made fun of people posting onion articles...
09-18-2018 06:48 PM
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In 71 hours, a 300 lb man got so hungry that, not only did he kill her, he ate 12 lbs of her flesh!

Seems to me like he wasn’t even trying. Just think what he’d be like at the Golden Corral.
09-18-2018 07:53 PM
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