As promised, and I think were gonna end up needing it from time to time.

Have wanted to get this going for a while. Sometimes, we all need a break from the seriousness of sports and our rabid advocating for our respective teams. When things get heated and you're a bit upset at another poster, take refuge in a little levity and come here to laugh.

Rules:
1. Nothing too filthy.
2. Be reasonable.
3. Label anything with some cursing or risque humor as NSFW.
4. Have Fun!!

Hope the moderators will allow some leeway for some colorful humor and curse-words (as long as it's not completely filthy, we should be okay, just please label anything NSFW as such if it has some foul words or anything) as the best humor sometimes can be a little risqué. All comedy styles are welcome here, just use some discretion and be sure it's not too far over the line.

As this is a sports board, I'd like to start things off with a little classic

Comedian: George Carlin
Bit: "Football vs Baseball"
Rating: safe

not as true as it used to be with the rules hanges in mlb, but still...

I enjoy comedy. Thanks for posting.

The conference realignment thread should be merged with this one

Aren't the posts entertaining enough? :D

If you started this thread for me and Pesik, don't bother. He and I have been going round and round like that for 10 years.

If we ever ran into each other, I'm sure we would have a beer and some laughs.

(07-27-2023 05:48 PM)GoodOwl Wrote:  As promised, and I think were gonna end up needing it from time to time.

Have wanted to get this going for a while. Sometimes, we all need a break from the seriousness of sports and our rabid advocating for our respective teams. When things get heated and you're a bit upset at another poster, take refuge in a little levity and come here to laugh.

Rules:
1. Nothing too filthy.
2. Be reasonable.
3. Label anything with some cursing or risque humor as NSFW.
4. Have Fun!!

Hope the moderators will allow some leeway for some colorful humor and curse-words (as long as it's not completely filthy, we should be okay, just please label anything NSFW as such if it has some foul words or anything) as the best humor sometimes can be a little risqué. All comedy styles are welcome here, just use some discretion and be sure it's not too far over the line.

As this is a sports board, I'd like to start things off with a little classic

Comedian: George Carlin
Bit: "Football vs Baseball"
Rating: safe

not as true as it used to be with the rules hanges in mlb, but still...

Dude, where I'm from, even the women cuss like truckers.

Since this is a southern-based conference I guess we should go for a down-home gal.
Good clean fun.

Maybe one the best jokes from an athlete I've ever heard. Laughed for a solid 6-7 minutes I think. Only a minute long.

(07-31-2023 08:38 AM)knightz03 Wrote:  Maybe one the best jokes from an athlete I've ever heard. Laughed for a solid 6-7 minutes I think. Only a minute long.

That is pretty funny. Context is everything. Great locker room story.

(07-27-2023 07:10 PM)TripleA Wrote:  If you started this thread for me and Pesik, don't bother. He and I have been going round and round like that for 10 years.

If we ever ran into each other, I'm sure we would have a beer and some laughs.

And he won't stop stalking me.

Got to see him live and he was even funnier in person, but in my opinion Shane Gillis is one of the best young comedians in the game right now. This clip is from his first special (second is the full thing)

Let's get something basketball-related in here. Funniest aspect is the story is 100% true.

R.I.P. Geechy Guy, a favorite Vegas comic, found dead at 59

Comedian: Geechy Guy (Michael Paul Cathers)
Bit: The Most One-Liner Jokes You'll Ever Hear
Rating: mostly safe.

Dave Smith is always a good listen on Part of the Problem (podcast) and when he's on Joe Rogan.

(07-27-2023 06:55 PM)PirateTreasureNC Wrote:  Aren't the posts entertaining enough? :D

6:17. Peter Rose deserves the Hall Of Fame.

I don't know why this is happening, but go to the 6:17 point of the video. WTF YT.