You Too Can Be A Sports Blogger!
Bummed out by your career choices? Retired or want a second income? Bored out of your mind after the NCAA Tournament and before the kickoff of NCAA Football in the Fall? Don't Follow Softball or Baseball and don't know what a Green Jacket is for? Your wife isn't interested in nocturnal activities, or you are simply butt ugly? Don't despair, as you too can be a blogger!
Blogging is for anyone with time on their hands even if you don't know a damn thing about the subjects for which you choose to blog. All you need is a little imagination and a search engine. If chat rooms are talking about politics and that is bumming out everyone you know, pick something they care about, like sports. Start searching various topics to see what others are blogging about in regard to that sport. Find an angle which you think other sports bloggers are not quite covering and make a big deal out it. Offer your opinion as to why it's not being covered and how it could "secretly" be very important, and you too can blog! People like secrets, especially important ones and since they are secrets (and you made it up) nobody can disprove it.
You can specialize on one team, or conference, or talk about the whole genre. Blogging is diverse and can be done by anyone virtually about anything. No actual knowledge of the topic is required but there are some significant rules you need to follow.
1. You must have an inside source to be deemed credible, or at least more credible than honest bloggers who say up front that everything is just their opinion.
2. You may want to confine your blogging to just posted script as opposed to using a camera and featuring yourself on YouTube. Why? Some people are gifted with words, can turn a phrase, and can use prose to make virtually anything sound interesting or plausible, but if you put them on camera everyone immediately knows that they are just a butt ugly putz with no actual knowledge of anything let alone sports, because frankly you look like a dude who never held a job, never played a sport, but excelled at beer swilling, chip dipping, and twinkie eating which accounts to the public for your translucent white bloblike appearance, or why you appear like a massive chocolate brownie with a smile, or worse Paul Finebaum (a bald headed buzzard with glasses and no real smile, and a guy who always sounded better looking in people's imagination when they only heard his voice on the radio). Face it if you talk about sports and are seen doing it you instantly have more credibility if it looks like you may actually have, once upon a time, played sports, particularly the one you claim to know so much about. Therefore, only people who look like ex jocks should talk about sports on YouTube.
3. To be successful as a blogger all claims need built in options (or reasons) which account for why things you have predicted can, or will, turn out otherwise. This gives the appearance of in depth thought, and sincere honesty, which keeps your audience and fans hanging around, when in reality it is just plausible deniability for your fabrications. So, when you are frequently wrong it is because "things are fluid" and not because you are skimming extra bucks through clicks by constantly pimping sensationalistic takes on your subject matter.
4. If you are remotely right about anything claim it! It adds to your internet appeal because most fans are not aficionados about their rooting interests but are immediately involved in anything that could impact their team. That makes them the first to know "something different" at the water cooler and that is why they follow bloggers in the first place. Every buddy or jerk I ever knew wanted to be the first to know something. That tendency which is shared by all builds your audience.
5. Most important because it will happen, when all else fails you can regain credibility and get people to listen if you can find a couple of other bloggers to do a podcast with where you all back up each other's lies. This method is also more effective if two or all three of you actually look like you once played a sport. And for heaven's sake, if you didn't ever play a sport and you want to look credible, never smile, look stern and nod a lot at what the other guys say. That way people understand your unkempt appearance and lousy eating habits because you were obviously once a news reporter. Donut anyone?
(This post was last modified: 04-17-2024 01:14 PM by JRsec.)
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