(01-21-2018 10:33 PM)Seminowl Wrote: I go with the hairy red blob. I can’t explain why, just like WKU fans can’t explain what in heavens that thing is.
It's the red-headed step child of Grimace. Rumor has it, they no longer speak. Sad.
(This post was last modified: 01-22-2018 07:50 AM by Monarchist13.)
Owls are magical too. Figure you can throw those two in the mix with the dragon and flying lightning horse. Need to ask my D&D friends for advice on that final four.
(01-21-2018 09:22 PM)rileylives Wrote: Lion comes out at 1. Owl fly's int the ring at 2. Owl wonders what the hell is going on, wishes it we're flying around catching mice or whatever owls do these days. Arena prepares for a bloody end to owl. But Old Blue is a FRIENDLY Lion. So a standoff ensues.
Panther comes out at 3. Swarms and spits out Owl for the toss out. Lion and Panther staredown. The classic heel vs face.
Golden Eagle swoops in at 4. Panther tries to nab a talon, but LION ROARS, which causes Panther to pass out! A shocker! Lion and Golden Eagle team up to toss Panther!
Miner comes out at 5. Thinks he's a badass. Golden Eagle ain't having it. Goes for the takedown, Miner tries throwing Golden Eagle over the top. Forgets Eagles can fly. But wait!
Another Eagle hits the scene at 6. This one's Scrappy, or so he thinks. Golden Eagle and Scrappy eagle talon off! They crash out of the ring together leaving Miner and Lion in the ring.
A second owl comes in at 7. Confused at all the owls and Eagles, Lion decides to TURN HEEL and eat this one. Oops. Lion is DISQUALIFIED!
Another 49er comes out at 8. IT'S a Miner off! Man, I wish you guys could see this! Coal and gold fly everywhere. Oh man, words can't describe. They leave it all in the ring. A pause of respect befalls the both of em.
A roadrunner comes out at 9. The Miner and 49er just laugh because what the heck is a roadrunner gonna do. The 49er kindly picks up the harmless bird and drops him out of the ring.
Laughing and beers ensue.
A bulldog comes out at 10. Bulldog gets right to it, and bites Miner hard. He's got him in an inseguri! Miner is tossed.
The lights go out. Epic music hits..."Glorious!" plays through the arena. It's LIGHTENING! A friggin flying Horse at 11!
Bulldog and 49er are not impressed and team up! It's a brawl in the middle of the ring.
A herd of buffalo come out at 12. Now the ring is packed with Buffalo, a beaten down 49er, a Bulldog and a Flying Horse.
The Herd team up to toss 49er and Bulldog out of the ring.
Blazer music hits and a Dragon comes out at 13. The dragon looks around, and sides with Flying Horse to toss out the entire Herd out the ring! What a sight!
Finally, Big Red comes out at 14. He tries to lighten the mood by doing some kind of stupid stomach wiggle. Flying Horse has mercy and just kicks him out the ring.
Two remain, only one winner. Blazer decides it's time. The Dragon curls back for a furious fire. But Flying Horse ROCK BOTTOM!
Over the top goes Blazer. Your winner, Flying Horse!
(01-21-2018 09:22 PM)rileylives Wrote: Lion comes out at 1. Owl fly's int the ring at 2. Owl wonders what the hell is going on, wishes it we're flying around catching mice or whatever owls do these days. Arena prepares for a bloody end to owl. But Old Blue is a FRIENDLY Lion. So a standoff ensues.
Panther comes out at 3. Swarms and spits out Owl for the toss out. Lion and Panther staredown. The classic heel vs face.
Golden Eagle swoops in at 4. Panther tries to nab a talon, but LION ROARS, which causes Panther to pass out! A shocker! Lion and Golden Eagle team up to toss Panther!
Miner comes out at 5. Thinks he's a badass. Golden Eagle ain't having it. Goes for the takedown, Miner tries throwing Golden Eagle over the top. Forgets Eagles can fly. But wait!
Another Eagle hits the scene at 6. This one's Scrappy, or so he thinks. Golden Eagle and Scrappy eagle talon off! They crash out of the ring together leaving Miner and Lion in the ring.
A second owl comes in at 7. Confused at all the owls and Eagles, Lion decides to TURN HEEL and eat this one. Oops. Lion is DISQUALIFIED!
Another 49er comes out at 8. IT'S a Miner off! Man, I wish you guys could see this! Coal and gold fly everywhere. Oh man, words can't describe. They leave it all in the ring. A pause of respect befalls the both of em.
A roadrunner comes out at 9. The Miner and 49er just laugh because what the heck is a roadrunner gonna do. The 49er kindly picks up the harmless bird and drops him out of the ring.
Laughing and beers ensue.
A bulldog comes out at 10. Bulldog gets right to it, and bites Miner hard. He's got him in an inseguri! Miner is tossed.
The lights go out. Epic music hits..."Glorious!" plays through the arena. It's LIGHTENING! A friggin flying Horse at 11!
Bulldog and 49er are not impressed and team up! It's a brawl in the middle of the ring.
A herd of buffalo come out at 12. Now the ring is packed with Buffalo, a beaten down 49er, a Bulldog and a Flying Horse.
The Herd team up to toss 49er and Bulldog out of the ring.
Blazer music hits and a Dragon comes out at 13. The dragon looks around, and sides with Flying Horse to toss out the entire Herd out the ring! What a sight!
Finally, Big Red comes out at 14. He tries to lighten the mood by doing some kind of stupid stomach wiggle. Flying Horse has mercy and just kicks him out the ring.
Two remain, only one winner. Blazer decides it's time. The Dragon curls back for a furious fire. But Flying Horse ROCK BOTTOM!
Over the top goes Blazer. Your winner, Flying Horse!
My thoughts this entire post:
I had a creative spurt. I had time to kill I was holding my baby and didn't want to move.
First, the following animals have at one time been on the endangered species list.
Panthers in Florida, owls, and eagles. This is due to environmental concernscaused by Miners and 49ers.
Breaking it down even further, their hasn’t been an indigenous bison seen in WV since 1825. There are no lions in Virginia, this is America, Jack. We have no royalty here.
A big roadrunner weighs less than a pound and bulldogs are are cool to hang out with, but the ones I’ve known are companion dogs.
Which takes us to the imaginary mascots. UAB is claiming the Blazer as a dragon, when I remember him as a hugely aryan guy with terrible hair. Dragons do not exist, nor do blue raiders, or mean greens.
So UNT was once the eagles, Middle was the Teachers, and as near as I can tell, western’s mascot is a towel that walks up a hill.
Charlotte’s 49er has been unemployed for almost 170 years.
To conclude, between an inability to adapt to a climate, existing, and being a productive member of society, it seems that UTEP’s miner might be CUSA’s mascot MVP.
(This post was last modified: 01-23-2018 02:41 PM by Tintin.)
Lightning can travel and strike from up to ten miles away. A flying horse that can shoot lightning bolts from its nostrils is untouchable by mere, very, ordinary CUSA mascots...