rickheel
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At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far.
These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.
The guys were excited and! relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy .........then they turned the page.
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For 95 points: Which tire?
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long...
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" says Hillary. "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that," she replies.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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