rickheel
The Old Bastard
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A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper
started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw
his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the
trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he
kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer
said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
,p>The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said--"Well yeah, if that's
what they are--I never heard of circle flies". So the farmer says--"Well,
circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because
they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a
minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a
horses ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement
and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass."
The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the
ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
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08-28-2002 11:50 AM |
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NOLEY
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Change it to a DEPUTY <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
Noley wasnt SPEEDING!!!!!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[angel]" title="" src="graemlins/angel.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="mad-flaming.gif" />
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08-28-2002 12:16 PM |
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tarheelsben1
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hey that looks like my truck... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
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08-28-2002 01:05 PM |
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LilRedTerp
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<img border="0" alt="[Wavy Guy]" title="" src="graemlins/wave.gif" /> Hi Noleen! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> Hope your day is going better than yesterday did. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />
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08-28-2002 02:02 PM |
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