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Rt1Rebel
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My tongue is having a party...would you like to come?
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />
almost forgot the icon!
<small>[ April 11, 2002, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: Rt1Rebel ]</small>
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Terpy
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Maybe my lack of good pick up lines is the reason for my lack of dates. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by BuddyLee:
The word of today is "legs"
Why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn! I wanted to use that one!
Ask a girl, "Is your daddy a theif?" She says, "No", then you say, "Then how did he steal the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes?" (Be ready with a snappy answer in case she says "Yes") <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
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Tasha
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Rt1Rebel:
How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LMAO! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
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04-11-2002 03:18 PM |
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Terpy:
Maybe my lack of good pick up lines is the reason for my lack of dates. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" /> </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">awwwww... Terpy, you don't need pick up lines! lol-- ESPECIALLY NOT the ones I have read in here today-- WOW!!!!! How many times have you all been slapped??? lol
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04-11-2002 03:28 PM |
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You can pick your own nationality
"Hey, do you have any Italian in you"
No
"Want some?"
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04-11-2002 03:32 PM |
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nate jonesacc
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Speaking of slapping...
Guy: How about some pizza, then some sex?
girl: SLAP!
Guy: Ouch! What? You don't like pizza?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />
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04-11-2002 03:32 PM |
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lol-- cute, Nate- I like that one!
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04-11-2002 03:34 PM |
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Stacie:
WOW!!!!! How many times have you all been slapped??? lol</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You mean you didn't like the "seat taken" one?
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04-11-2002 04:06 PM |
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best one I have seen executed-
can I use your ass as a hat.
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04-11-2002 04:25 PM |
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-We can spoon now and fork later.
These next two might be a little bad..but are pretty funny:
-(Use index finger to call girl over) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
-If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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04-11-2002 04:48 PM |
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Stacie:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Terpy:
Maybe my lack of good pick up lines is the reason for my lack of dates. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" /> </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">awwwww... Terpy, you don't need pick up lines! lol-- ESPECIALLY NOT the ones I have read in here today-- WOW!!!!! How many times have you all been slapped??? lol</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">My point above exactly, Thanks Stacie finally someone to set them straight. Don't worry Terpy, I'm in the same boat, except that I'd never use pick-up lines or go out w/someone who used them.
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No problem Blakesgirl-- but it really is true for you too, right?? The biggest turn-on to me is when a guy DOESN'T use a pick up line... when he just lets me get to know him in time-- see his true colors (even if they are Maryland RED)!! lol
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04-11-2002 06:19 PM |
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OHHHHHHHHH-- you know what I really love-- what really is a turn on for me???? When a guy is noticeably nervous about approaching me-- I LOVE that!!! lol
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04-11-2002 06:21 PM |
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Stacie:
OHHHHHHHHH-- you know what I really love-- what really is a turn on for me???? When a guy is noticeably nervous about approaching me-- I LOVE that!!! lol</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yea it is true, and I agree w/what you just said there too! Later.
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04-11-2002 06:24 PM |
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Terpy
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Ok I just remembered a good one! You ladies will like this one! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />
Ok here we go. Guy wipes his face and the girl asks what are you doing? And the guy says just clearing a place for you to sit. <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />
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TERPY!!!!!!! Here I was starting to think you were pretty cool!! I hope you have never tried that one! lol
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Terpy:
Ok I just remembered a good one! You ladies will like this one! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />
Ok here we go. Guy wipes his face and the girl asks what are you doing? And the guy says just clearing a place for you to sit. <img border="0" alt="[Cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/cheers.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">GOD, Terpy you just had to stoop the level of the rest of these guys on here didn't you?
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Tasha
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">-(Use index finger to call girl over) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
-If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hot damn. The first one is too good. Don't laugh, but I'm a squirrel. That's my college's mascot. Woo-hoo! By the way...that's a good one Terpy.
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