(10-30-2019 02:10 PM)gdunn Wrote:  I hate playing UAB.. When they were bad they played USM like it was their Super Bowl..

Now they're good, and their fans are insufferable during that one week a year except for one, and he's insufferable 365.

Really? You like THAT one?

(10-30-2019 07:33 PM)cb4029 Wrote:  

(10-30-2019 02:10 PM)gdunn Wrote:  I hate playing UAB.. When they were bad they played USM like it was their Super Bowl..

Now they're good, and their fans are insufferable during that one week a year except for one, and he's insufferable 365.

muh 'bizzle....."get off the tracks....the train is coming."

how can I not like ewe....

#embraceTheFuture

disclaimer: most posters here will not understand....

Every year this game gets a little more juiced and the ramifications are tangible for both teams with championship stakes. Two original CUSA squads that don't like each other and compete like someone stole something from them. Pads will be popping in this one for sure. lets get it! TO THE TOP![/b]

Let's get this rivalry started off with a little smack!

Q: What do you call a UAB fan wearing a suit?

A: The Defendant

(11-02-2019 10:51 AM)HogDawg Wrote:  Let's get this rivalry started off with a little smack!

Q: What do you call a UAB fan wearing a suit?

A: The Defendant

We can't pick on UAB without doing the same to USM:

Q: What do you get if you drive slowly through the USM campus?

A: A degree.

(11-02-2019 10:55 AM)HogDawg Wrote:  

(11-02-2019 10:51 AM)HogDawg Wrote:  Let's get this rivalry started off with a little smack!

Q: What do you call a UAB fan wearing a suit?

A: The Defendant

We can't pick on UAB without doing the same to USM:

Q: What do you get if you drive slowly through the USM campus?

A: A degree.

Shouldn't the smack come from either a UAB or USM poster?

Q. What's the first thing an La Tech girl does when she wakes up in the morning?

A. Walks home.

(11-02-2019 11:57 AM)HiddenDragon Wrote:  Q. What's the first thing an La Tech girl does when she wakes up in the morning?

A. Walks home.

Oh man, calling the entire female student body of another school sluts in the name of smack talk.

That's not gross at all...

(11-02-2019 11:51 AM)HiddenDragon Wrote:  

(11-02-2019 10:55 AM)HogDawg Wrote:  

(11-02-2019 10:51 AM)HogDawg Wrote:  Let's get this rivalry started off with a little smack!

Q: What do you call a UAB fan wearing a suit?

A: The Defendant

We can't pick on UAB without doing the same to USM:

Q: What do you get if you drive slowly through the USM campus?

A: A degree.

Shouldn't the smack come from either a UAB or USM poster?

Probably. That's why I picked on both.

I'm bored. I'm watching FIU lead ODU by an exciting score of 9-7, with 7min in left in the 2nd Qtr, and both schools are about to BORE ME TO DEATH!

(11-02-2019 11:57 AM)HiddenDragon Wrote:  Q. What's the first thing an La Tech girl does when she wakes up in the morning?

A. Walks home.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the UAB campus?

A: A Visitor.

Nothing like a bunch of old men calling current undergrads slutty or ugly.

******* boomers...

(11-02-2019 12:33 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  Nothing like a bunch of old men calling current undergrads slutty or ugly.

******* boomers...

Geeez.....take some money and go buy a sense of humor. This is all in good fun.

(11-02-2019 12:37 PM)HogDawg Wrote:  

(11-02-2019 12:33 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  Nothing like a bunch of old men calling current undergrads slutty or ugly.

******* boomers...

Geeez.....take some money and go buy a sense of humor. This is all in good fun.

Yes. It's truly hilarious.

Especially the cut and paste jokes that could be(and probably have been)used for every school and are as old and crusty as you are.

gO bUy A sEnSe Of HuMoR!!!

OK, Boomer...

(11-02-2019 12:12 PM)HogDawg Wrote:  

(11-02-2019 11:51 AM)HiddenDragon Wrote:  

(11-02-2019 10:55 AM)HogDawg Wrote:  

(11-02-2019 10:51 AM)HogDawg Wrote:  Let's get this rivalry started off with a little smack!

Q: What do you call a UAB fan wearing a suit?

A: The Defendant

We can't pick on UAB without doing the same to USM:

Q: What do you get if you drive slowly through the USM campus?

A: A degree.

Shouldn't the smack come from either a UAB or USM poster?

Probably. That's why I picked on both.

I'm bored. I'm watching FIU lead ODU by an exciting score of 9-7, with 7min in left in the 2nd Qtr, and both schools are about to BORE ME TO DEATH!

I'm watching the wannabee golfers in Bermuda.....talk about boredom....

4:20 and a nap comes early today before the clock whackjobber biannual system makes people think they'll actually get an extra hour of sleep....

edit: just purchased the season long NHL package to get me through the winter....Geaux Blues!

(11-02-2019 12:59 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  

(11-02-2019 12:37 PM)HogDawg Wrote:  

(11-02-2019 12:33 PM)MTPiKapp Wrote:  Nothing like a bunch of old men calling current undergrads slutty or ugly.

******* boomers...

Geeez.....take some money and go buy a sense of humor. This is all in good fun.

Yes. It's truly hilarious.

Especially the cut and paste jokes that could be(and probably have been)used for every school and are as old and crusty as you are.

gO bUy A sEnSe Of HuMoR!!!

OK, Boomer...

Looks like Mr **** head is in a bad mood today. LOL!

Q. What does USM calls the "Victory Formation"?

A. Another UAB win!

Q: Why want Alabama play UAB in football?

A: Because high school ain't allowed to play middle school.

So two UABee graduates ride their dads mule to the game. They tie him up and go inside. Upon leaving early they find six mules tied up at the guard rail. Bubba ask Clem “what we gonna do?”
Clem says “I know” and raises the tail on the first mule. Then the second and the third. Bubba ask Clem what in hell he’s doing and Clem answers “well I’m looking for two ********. Didn’t you hear them people saying look at the two ******** on that mule?”

Teacher: “Okay boys and girls, who wants to tell the class what you heard on our trip to the farm this morning?”

Susie (a young LaTech fan): “I heard ‘Moo’.”

Bobby (a young UAB fan): “I heard ‘Hee-haw’.”

Billy (a young USM fan): “I heard ‘GET OFF THAT F——N’ TRACTOR!’.”