(03-15-2024 12:21 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  Nobody comes to my door. Ever. :(

bet you'd have opened for at least one of these gals ...

(03-15-2024 12:37 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(03-15-2024 12:21 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  Nobody comes to my door. Ever. :(

bet you'd have opened for at least one of these gals ...

Even the Dems hookers aren’t attractive.

(03-15-2024 11:58 AM)mlb Wrote:  

(03-15-2024 11:11 AM)bullet Wrote:  Obviously not since they came to my door.

Or they possibly showed up because they did know?

No. The whole point is that they think everyone thinks just like them.

(03-15-2024 12:58 PM)bullet Wrote:  

(03-15-2024 12:37 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(03-15-2024 12:21 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  Nobody comes to my door. Ever. :(

bet you'd have opened for at least one of these gals ...

Even the Dems hookers aren’t attractive.

Better watch out for the ‘surprise’.

(03-15-2024 07:50 AM)JRsec Wrote:  

(03-15-2024 07:46 AM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(03-14-2024 05:05 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  Call the cops on them

I just open the door to anyone knocking with my GSD at my side. They usually back all the way off the front porch, tell me why they are bothering me and I tell them I'm not interested but my dog is showing some interest in you. They usually just leave.

I've been in my neighborhood for going on 20 years this July and I have worked hard to cultivate an image of "that guy". You know the one, the old man with his fist pumping the air as he yells at the little kids to get off his lawn. Hell, I don't even have to turn off my lights on Halloween any more.

Your image will have been attained when on Halloween the kids knock on your door and when you open it they give you candy!

Ha! Something to aim for.

(03-15-2024 12:10 PM)Was SoMs Eagle Wrote:  

(03-15-2024 08:09 AM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(03-14-2024 06:43 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(03-14-2024 06:32 PM)JRsec Wrote:  

(03-14-2024 05:04 PM)bullet Wrote:  I'm in an 80% Democrat neighborhood, so they come and knock on the door periodically. The last three have been pretty bad. I tried to politely tell one I wasn't interested in talking and he kept persisting. Then he bad mouthed me when I finally had to close the door on him. The next one was an obvious biological male trans. He/she/it should have simply been gay-flaming gay. They sent a simple gay male this time and he would not take a polite I'm not interested as an answer and he kept talking after I closed the door on him as if I was listening.

They seem to live in a bubble where everyone thinks everything they have to say is important. And they have no manners.

Damn! You need a Rottweiler chained to your front porch! The only thing I've had to annoy me was one door to door salesmen (has to be licensed by the city and follow etiquette to work in Auburn) who refused to leave my front porch until I heard him out. I stepped out of the door and told him we could walk down my steps or fly awkwardly into the front yard and it was his choice. He left promptly. The only one who could show his permit was cordial, had something I was interested in and made a sale. Etiquette is everything and leaving when you are refused or asked to is part of it. The guy I made leave, was arrested a bit farther down the street. He told an older woman he was coming inside to talk to her, she called the police.

if it were to happen to me today ... I go straight to bridge of the nose and crush the knee with my size 12 (all in one motion w/o announcement) ... it would be then I'd sit there and watch to see if he was able to dial 911....

or as in bullet's case, I'd be more subtle knowing it was going to go down my way or the other .... and nuts doesn't like "other".....

That's the 3rd movement of a 13 move lethal weapon called Pasaryu Dong Jok I was taught by Kang Rhee when I studied martial arts under him. The first is a cupped hand using the wrist to strike at the groin, the result is the target bending over, that's when you use the same wrist to come up under the chin which straightens them up and then the foot of the palm to the bridge of the nose. I can barely remember the other 10 moves but Kang Rhee could do the whole thing in about 15-20 seconds leaving the victim pretty much dead or at least incapacitated.

Interestingly enough I was able to find this. This dudes father was an instructor there and the very 1st time I ever sparred I knock a kid out with a spinning back fist. He came running over mad as hell because it was supposed to be light contact only. Kang Rhee came over and said "no no, that was very good, I keep my eyes on you"!
Anyway, here's how you can kill someone if you can't find a gun...

LOL, that's perfect.

(03-15-2024 12:21 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  Nobody comes to my door. Ever. :(

I say mission accomplished.

(03-15-2024 12:37 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(03-15-2024 12:21 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  Nobody comes to my door. Ever. :(

bet you'd have opened for at least one of these gals ...

I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole while wearing a HAZMAT suit. Their lower lady bits are most likely petri dishes. No, thanks. Give me a down home East Texas farm girl any day.

(03-15-2024 09:18 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(03-15-2024 12:21 PM)BartlettTigerFan Wrote:  Nobody comes to my door. Ever. :(

I say mission accomplished.

To be fair, I live a quarter mile off a road that a dozen cars go down on a busy day.